Prices on the wall,
like a proper caff.
Most trades quote like poker players. We publish the numbers — the common jobs below cost what they say, agreed in writing before a tool comes off the van.
Electrics
Certified work, tested twice, labelled so clearly you'll frame the board. From a dead socket to a full rewire — and EV chargers fitted faster than the grant paperwork.
- Fuse board upgrade
- from £480
- EV charger install
- from £890
- Fault find + first fix
- £95, fixed
Plumbing &
Heating
The 2 a.m. division. Bursts, blocks, boilers and the radiator that gurgles like a haunted kettle — plus annual services that keep you off our emergency board entirely.
- Emergency call-out
- £0 — no fix, no fee
- Boiler service
- £89, fixed
- Burst main, first hour
- £140, then quoted
Roofing
Drone survey first — you see the same photos we do, before anyone quotes anything. Slates, flats, flashings and gutters, harnessed and insured to the gills.
- Drone survey + report
- £120, credited on works
- Slipped slates (up to 5)
- from £240
- Gutter clear, full house
- £150, fixed
Solar &
Battery
Design, install, commission, monitor. Honest generation forecasts — we model your actual roof, not the brochure's — and batteries sized for your evenings, not our margins.
- Survey + design
- Free, no hover-selling
- 4.8 kWp, 12 panels
- from £6,400
- Battery add-on 5 kWh
- from £2,900
Common jobs,
common prices.
Dead socket / tripped circuit
Fault found, first fix included. If it's the kettle's fault, we'll say so.
Boiler annual service
Full strip-check, flue reading, and a photo report. Keeps warranties alive and Christmas warm.
Leaking tap / toilet runs on
Washer to full cartridge. Includes the part, excludes the lecture about ignoring it since March.
Gutter clear + camera check
Whole house, photographed before and after. The moss garden goes with us.
EV charger install
7 kW smart charger, certified and app-connected, cable managed like we live there.
Bigger job? Fixed quote in writing within 24 hours of survey. The number we quote is the number you pay.