Dorian Vale
Head of strength12 yrs under the bar · nat. powerlifting referee · writes the waves
Mara Okafor
Engine & conditioningEx-800m athlete · pacing whisperer · owns Saturday's long one
Inés Carvalho
Combat & moveBoxing coach lvl 3 · rebuilt her own shoulder, then a hundred others
Ren Ishida
StrengthWeightlifting background · the calmest voice at 06:15
Kofi Mensah
EngineRower first, coach second · sled evangelistPriya Nair
MovePhysio-turned-coach · Sunday repair shop is hers
The standard
Hired for eyes, not abs.
Every VOLTAGE coach passes a live floor audit: can they see a fault in a crowd of twenty and fix it with one sentence? Certificates get you the interview. The eye gets you the job.